SCHAEFER Class Dreadnaughts

Sorry. If we showed you what it looked like, we'd have to kill you.

The SCHAEFER class ships are named for those members of Starfleet who are in someway responsible for its continued existence. (Construction has been delayed due to technical flaws with the trunk latch and the anti-lock retro-thrusters.)
The SOB-2000 DR. DOO is the only Schaefer Class Dreadnaught to be built. It saw immediate action upon its launching during the Rubble War. Its gargantuan size makes it a terror to small planetary bodies (it has a tendency to pick up moons and other interstellar trash in its gravity field.) During its only tour, the DR DOO was captained by Mega-Admiral Uberall S. Doitchlan, who used it (and the moon it drug behind) to wipe out the entire Klingfree fleet in one fell swoop. It now is resting comfortably in orbit around Pluto, serving as a threat to anyone who dares attack the Amalgamation.


SOB-2000
DR. DOO *
SOB-2001
SKIP
SOB-2002
ROCKY
SOB-2003
GOODY
SOB-2004
SEETEA
SOB-2005
BILL
SOB-2006
BUBBLES
SOB-2007
POOKY
SOB-2008
BETTY
SOB-2009
MARS MUMMY
SOB-2010
SHERMAN
SOB-2011
CRASH
SOB-2012
YEEF
SOB-2012+1
DOO
SOB-2014
MAMBO
SOB-2015
MAMA DOO
SOB-2016
BLUE MARLIN
SOB-2017
BUBBY
SOB-2018
LEMMEE
SOB-2019
BABY DOO
SOB-2020
KING OF ORANGE VEGATABLES
SOB-2021
JOJO
SOB-2022
EDD
SOB-2023
VEEHAITCH
SOB-2024
PUG WARRIOR
SOB-2025
DEEBEE
SOB-2026
JENEENE
SOB-2027
BIG TIME
SOB-2028
MUSTABIN SPIDAMAN
SOB-2029
CHERRY HAWKE
SOB-2030
DR. BOB
SOB-2031
QUICKIE
SOB-2032
OHEMM
SOB-2033
ELPHIN FOOLE
SOB-2034
CENSORED
SOB-2035
DAFORNIAKS
SOB-2036
SHEPARD
SOB-2037
SHINY-EYED SLAVE
SOB-2038
KERMIT-BIKES HALEY
SOB-2039
SHAMU
SOB-2040
HERBIE
SOB-2041
SLIPPY
SOB-2042
NAPPY
SOB-2043
AMAZON
SOB-2044
ST. MITCH
SOB-2045
DEEVOID
SOB-2046
PHRE4D
SOB-2047
MUSTACHE
SOB-2048
TIPPSIE
SOB-2049
DARATHACON