"Keeping the Peace as Best We Can"

Deep in the bowels of space, no one can hear you break wind.

Greetings Lifeform

Welcome to the Home Page for the Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet. We are also known as the A.N.A.L. Starfleet, Amalgamation Starfleet or just plain the Amalgamation. It is New Orleans' largest and most inactive Science Fiction group. No dues, no meetings, hell, everybody's an officer, and about half are admirals. Give the Lord Admiral a cigar or six-pack of beer (no Milwaukee's Best) and get a promotion. Write up your bio or edit a web page and get a promotion. Make a run to the store for ice ... well you've got the picture.

The A.N.A.L. Starfleet is a bunch of beer drinking, cigar smoking, gas passing, dirty minded and belching individuals. And the men in the group are even worse. Our average age is middle and if you rolled together Animal House, the Blues Brothers, the Three Stooges, Rocky and Bullwinkle, the Keystone Cops, the Rocky Horror Picture Show and a bad porno movie you'd have, well, a mess, but it would come close to the diversity of our membership.

Our primary purpose in life is to poke fun at Star Trek, Star Wars, Science Fiction and other Science Fiction groups. But we save the brunt of the abuse for ourselves. It is our deeply held, sincere, and solemn belief that some people just take the whole genre too damn seriously. The weapons in our arsenal include irony, sarcasm, ridicule and parody, not to mention the sometimes silent but always deadly Pharton torpedo.

It is with great sadness that the Amalgamation Starfleet raises a farewell salute to of Joey "The Big Reel" (Zbigneu Rheal) Grillot, perhaps the most dedicated fan of science fiction and cinema I have ever met. He succumbed to pneumonia and chronic heart problems 4 o'clock Christmas morning, 2007. We'll miss you, Joey.

And now, links to the actual content of this site

A message from our leader
Status of New Orleans Fans after Hurricane Katrina
A Fifth of Omnibus
Reading The Omnibus has been deemed hazardous to your sanity by the Surgeon Admiral.
Administrivia from Gumdrop

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