A Fifth of Omnibus
The Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet
Translated from the original 
by decree from
His Eminence, Lord Admiral Hiawatha M. Niagara.
Read what others are saying about this bold venture into egregious literary
terrorism.
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Probably the most obtuse version of Starfleet mastication.
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- Heez Dedgym, Professor of History and Avionics, University of
Lake Pomona
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Unique grammatical liberties taken and abused.
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- Lex Ahkhan
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I wish I could say how much I enjoyed reading it.
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- Paige Turner
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The greatest concoction since the invention of control top pantyhose.
And I should know.
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- Sam Drucker
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The greatest misuse of electrons since the founding of the
Daily Picayune.
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- Ed Caire, Founder, the SON Club of Metairie, LA.
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The perfect accompaniment during the wait for a root canal.
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- M. T. Bowels, DDS
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You people sound sick. Keep it up.
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- Steve Jackson, SJ Games
This omnibus is a collection of lots of different kinds of material,
developed over the course of more than six hundred fortnights,
some intended for performance, some for print, and some for the web.
(This is why we call it an omnibus!)
- Dedication
- Credits
- Foreword
- Pre-History
- or how we went from the Washing Machine to the Amalgamation in just five
kilofortnights
- History
- Officers
- an out-of-date roster of Starfleet's officer corps.
- Officer Biographies
- learn what it takes to command in the Amalgamation Starfleet.
- Fleets
- Ships
- Technical Section
- Newspapers
- The Amalgamation, etc. chronicles the dubious exploits of the members of
the Amalgamation. WARNING! Not fit for sub-human consumption.
- Ask Dr. Fortran
- One man's obsession for the wrong answers at the wrong time.
- Niagara Industries, Ltd.
- Yes, one man does own most of the known Universe.
- Radio Play Scripts
- The primordial slime from which the Amalgamation Starfleet sprang.
Yes, there will be more active links. We're typing as fast as we can!
We do have day jobs you know!
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