The Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet

"Keeping the peace as best we can."

The ANAL Starfleet
Presents
Ask Dr. Fortran

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The Infamous Dr. Pascal Fortran

Read the ramblings of the Amalgamation's own Dr. Pascal Fortran, the second most knowledgeable person in the known Universe. He dispenses insipid advise and even more ridiculous scientific explanations.

And now for a testimonial from his last patient.
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Well I guess not! He seems to be temporally unavailable.

Now on with the serious silliness.