THE AMALGAMATION OF NON-ALIGNED LIFEFORMS OMNIBUS
is published by:
THE AMALGAMATION OF NON-ALIGNED LIFEFORMS, INC.

It is intended as a vehicle for Science Fiction creative writing for its contributors. All persons and events are intended to be fictional, but we can't help it if nature and fate follows our lead. Any similarity to any persons, living, dead, undead or cybernetic, or events is purely somewhat intentional, as this book is a parody. No apologies will be made, except by threats of lawsuits or bodily harm to be inflicted by large caliber weapons.

Any and all contributions will be welcomed, although the editors reserve the right to edit and/or reject any submissions. For more information contact:

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The A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OMNIBUS was created by:
Gustave Michel II, George Spicuzza, Jr., and Anthony Uchello.

The A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OMNIBUS SQUARED was edited by:
G. A. 'Goody' Michel, G. T. 'Bill' Spicuzza, and A. N. 'Yeef' Uchello.

The A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OMNIBUS 3-D was edited by:
G. A. 'Goody' Michel and G. T. 'Bill' Spicuzza.

The A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OMNIBUS 4-WORD was edited by:
Gus Michel, George Spicuzza, and Dave Henry.

The A.N.A.L. STARFLEET A FIFTH OF OMNIBUS is being edited and expanded by:
Gus Michel, George Spicuzza, and Dave Henry.

Special thanks to:
Brent 'Bubby' Trippodo, 'C. T.' Tumminello, Ed Caire, Jr., Liz Eckerle, Vernon 'DeVoid' Michel, Michael Barthelemy, Raymond Boudreau, Maxy Pertuit, Joe Becker, Dr. Jack Stocker and Momma Doo, 'B. D.' Stocker, Robert Neagle, Harrison Jones, Julie Austin, Judy Johnson, Diane Johnson, Dave 'JJ' Newton, 'Dr.' Bob Kellogg, 'F. M.' Hagebush, Mike Thornhill, Shannon Walgomotte, Linda Moreau, Tom Hanlon, Jerré Rivers, Ann Cavit, Joe Grillot, Isaac Hodgkinson, Scott Wexler, Brenda Spicuzza, Monica Michel, Mona Wexler, SOBsquared: the University of New Orleans Science Fiction and Fantasy Club, EVENT 1, COAST CON, NOSFFF, CRESCENT CITY CON, and all of Gulf Coast fandom, and especially Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas, and all the writers whose ideas we stole, er, parodied.

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