The A.N.A.L. Starfleet proudly (?) presents its list of officers.
A great number of them are out on bail. Starfleet Academy takes great pride (and
comfort) in the fact that while many of its graduates have been indicted, not one
has ever been convicted by a jury of their peers.
One thing we have to remind them of every week: Pillage before you burn.
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE THE OFFICERS OF THE AMALGAMATION OF NON-ALIGNED
LIFEFORMS STARFLEET:
- PROCONSUL OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE AMALGAMATION OF NON-ALIGNED
LIFEFORMS is Dr. Jack Stocker.
- MOST EXALTED LORD MOST GLORIOUSLY EXALTED HIGH ADMIRAL OF THE FLEET
HIAWATHA M. NIAGARA is George T. '
Bill
' Spicuzza, Jr.
- MUCHO-MEGA-ADMIRAL GUHD E. '
GOODY
' GUMDROP, Ph.D.
is Gus 'Goody
' Michel.
- MUCHO-MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL REV. DR. SIR FRISKEN SEARCH is
David Henry, Sr.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL UBERALL S. DOICHLAN is J. Brent '
Bubby
' Trippodo.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL RED C. PEDESTRIAN is Scott Wexler.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL DAKKAR KEAPZ STALIN is
Anthony '
Yeef
' Uchello.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL RIP D. FAUHTZE is Jerré Rivers.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL LADY SLONG DERAY is Maxy Pertuit.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL WILHELM KLINK is Joseph R. Becker.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ADMIRAL BLOEDA GROESHREES is
Harrison '
H.B.
' Jones, Jr.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL TRIXIS FURKIDS is Ann Cavitt.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL ZBIGNEU O'BRYAN is Raymond '
No X
' Boudreau
- MEGA-ADMIRAL CLEAH D'FLEAUX is Diane Young Galloway.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL SLEAPZ F'FAGGS is Robert Neagle.
- MEGA-ADMIRAL VANS DEFRENS is Charlie '
C. T.
' Tumminello.
- ARCH ADMIRAL NUNTHA '
BUD
' WEISER is Shannon Walgamotte
- ARCH ADMIRAL OPHELIA D'CLEAVAGE is Julie Austin.
- ARCH ADMIRAL ZBIGNEU RHEAL is Joey '
The Big Reel
' Grillot.
- ARCH ADMIRAL ITTAINT MUZAK is David '
B.D.
' Stocker.
- The Late ARCH ADMIRAL SAM DRUCKER is Tom Hanlon.
- ARCH ADMIRAL WILLIAM EISLEY DICKER is Jonathan Lartigue.
- ARCH ADMIRAL ASTALA VIS TABABÉ is Ashley Nichols.
- ARCH ADMIRAL MUSTABEN '
SPY
' DAHMAHN is
Al 'Crash
' Sunseri.
- ARCH ADMIRAL CHER THA WELTH is Deborah Armbruster.
- ARCH ADMIRAL POAK YR HONTAS is John '
The Animal
' Slade.
- ARCH ADMIRAL WILL THINKA SUMPTIN is Larry Williams.
- ARCH ADMIRAL OGHAD HIGHMGUMBEE DAMMIT is Randolph Allen
- ADMIRAL JAMES TYRONE QUIRK is Vernon '
DeVoid
' Michel.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT CAPTAIN ADMIRAL MING REEN MUTHA is
Mark Burdick.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT CAPTAIN ADMIRAL POLLY ESTHER BLYNND is
Diane Johnson
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT CAPTAIN ADMIRAL IJUSTA NUDDER OLHORA is
Michael '
T.C.
' Barthelemy.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT CAPTAIN ADMIRAL SAKITUMI ISUZU ZULU is
Liz '
Betty
' Eckerle.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT CAPTAIN ADMIRAL VIRMEN S. SKUMM is
Steve Bice.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT ADMIRAL EACHA CHEER-IOS is
Isaac Hodgkinson.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT ADMIRAL CAPTAIN R. RONGE PEQEAUX is
Vernon Schenck.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT ADMIRAL BEN DOVER F'FAGGS is
Jason Fisher.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT ADMIRAL TROLLIN DECOAST F'FAGGS is
Wayne Hergenroder
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT LIEUTENANT ADMIRAL CHUTE DEBRIS is
Bill Severing.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL JJIM '
BEAN
' EEYUP is
Eric Benson
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL DIT Z. BLOHNDE is Sandy Hannie.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL E. WOK DIS WHEY is Frank Sciavo.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL ATTAKADA '
KILLER
' TOMMAADAS
is Frank 'Adric
' Boneno.
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL CRUSIN DETOWN F'FAGGS is
Don Schermerhorn
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL HAGATHA '
HAGZ
' F'FAGGS is
Unity Rains
- PRIVATE CORPORAL SARGEANT ADMIRAL HOLDEN OWTT F'FAGGS,
Commander of Billuxcee Bay Station, is Tony Kimsey
- PRIVATE CORPORAL ADMIRAL IVANA NOTHER-DRINK, is Rebecca Smith
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL CUTTER '
FASTEN
' LUCE is
John 'G-Wiz
' Gwinner.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL DAFAWL ZAH NIAGARA is Brandon Joseph Petrie.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL MAID ENFORM BRAUGHS is Kathleen Gras.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL MYCROW FEESHEN CHIPS is Steve Rush.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL RAMBO HACKENSLASH is Mike Thornhill.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL J. ELÉ DO'NUT is Carl Nettleton.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL SCOOBY DOO BEDOO is Dan '
Big Time
' Stocker.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL JAGER MEISTER '
CAP'N
' MORGAN is
Robert Donaldson.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL SKARR LETT P'MPERN'KLL is Matt Leger.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL HOYO DE MONTEREY is Whitehawk.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL GRAITS C. SARSGOEST is Odin.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL NIMM 4. MEANYA is Janice Salaun.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL WEENKEN BLEENKEN INNODD is Susan Brocatto.
- PRIVATE ADMIRAL PASCAL FORTRAN is Frank '
Pops
' Terry.
- REAR AMIGA ZAXT CHAINJ OWNLEE is Matt Mathews.
- MINISTER OF MANAGEMENT GITTOWTA '
MA
' KICHCHEN is
CeCe 'Ma
' Terry
- REICHSFIELDMARSHALL RINK E. '
BULL
' DINKY, GRAND COMMANDANT of the
AMALGAMATION ROYAL MARINES is Scott 'Smitty
' Smith.
- CONTESSA VANESSA, QUEEN of the SCOOBA DOOBAS is Linda Moreau.
- REAR AMIGA COUNT JURCH ICKENS is Ed '
Speedy
' Kattengell.
- REAR AMIGA REYDARO RHYLIE is Ed Goldman.
- REAR AMIGA WILMA FLINTSTONE is Kim Gonzales.
- REAR AMIGA DAME DETOUR PEEDOES is Gail Cooper.
- REAR AMIGA C. YOUSETU LATER is Dave '
J. J.
' Newton.
- REAR AMIGA HEIDI HEAUX is Kerri Becker
- REAR AMIGA WYLDE BILL KELSO is Ted '
Mr. Kaos
' Keller.
- AMIGA HAMMOND SWIZZON RYE is Chad Childers.
- AMIGA STORM E. OETH'R is Al '
JoJo
' Alonzo.
- AMIGA PAVLOV CZECHOUT is Robert Young.
- VICE-AMIGA SCOOTER DAHGOFER is Joshua Guillotte.
- VICE-AMIGA JOHN BLUTARSKI is Ed '
SON #1
' Caire, Jr.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN HOWZIT COHEN is David '
JR
' Henry, Jr.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN SKIP D. RE'CORDS is
John C. '
Skip
' Patterson III.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN NEWCOOMB TILLAY GLOE is Dr. Thomas Lee Hanlon.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN ROBERT E. LEE XXII is Carlo Uchello, Sr.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN FLOPP E. DISX. is Charles '
F. M.
' Hagebush.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN T. U. KOPP is Paul Falz.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN T is Dave Maag.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN DIR T. OLMAHN is Jake Jacobs.
- MAJOR CAPTAIN MARTY GRASS D'KUPP is
Danny '
Mr. Mardi Gras
' Frolich.
- CAPTAIN SPAEZ '
AVAILABLE
' F'RENT is Mark Walker.
- CAPTAIN FROZE N. STYPH is Bill Smith.
- CAPTAIN CYNTE X. HEIRER is Ray LaPine.
- CAPTAIN REB-L WITTOWTA KLAUSE is Reneé Boudreaux.
- CAPTAIN ALLFORE '
DREAD
' KNAUGHT is Chris Nawrocki.
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