Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet

A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OFFICER RECORD

Last Revised:
Stardate 9999.212
Officer Name:
GUMDROP, Guhd Emeritus 'Goody'
DATE OF BIRTH:
6:7890.12
PLACE OF BIRTH:
Rock Candee, Shoogar System
PARENT(S):
Lemm N. Gumdrop; Mary Jane Nonparriels

Born on a small asteroid in the Shoogar System, Gumdrop had little opportunity for social interaction until he ran away from home at the age of sixteen. Picked up by a madame from one of the many "pop" rocks in the belt, he was quickly thrust into a number of sticky situations. Thanks in part to an unerring sense of direction, and a line of sweet nothings picked up on the Red Light rock, he found his way to the Starfleet recruiting center, where he was conscripted into the Pug Wars, and placed in Starfleet Academy upon his return.

CONDENSED STARFLEET RECORD

3210.98 Ordinary Voidman 3rd class, Console Sanitizer, BAT-2020  A.S.S. MR. MAGOO
After performing adequate sanitization on a lackluster cruise*, the Commanding Officer, Commander Docken Kuvver, hand-picked Gumdrop to enter Starfleet Command.
3401.39: Graduated Starfleet Academy, 52nd in a class of 200
Received the Haig Award for Tactical Voidenography.
4804.98 Ensign AA Lg., Sensor Operator, DYF-0151  A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE
Gumdrop received the Elige Bailey Award for interpreting the anomalous data received from beyond the Deaseemarvell System. (For further info, see the "BOOBYPRIZE Incident*".)
5011.39 Commander, Science Officer, 3CP-05438  A.S.S. CHERNOBYL
When main sensors failed in a dust cloud, Gumdrop developed the "Scratch & Sniff" method of sampling density and content of interstellar gasses and comparing them to existing charts. This method is now standard navigational training at the Academy. Promotion to Captain.
5303.39 Captain, Commander Fleet Numerical Voidenography Center, Starfleet Command, Earth
By fostering an attitude of "Give 'em numbers -- Good Ones, if you've got 'em," Gumdrop was able to increase the efficiency of F.N.V.C. during a period of budget cuts. Also began development of the Otto Fokis display systems to enhance the apparent resolution of existing data.
6767.67 Amiga, Pipeliner, Voidenography Command Center, Starfleet Command, Earth
As Fleet Voidenography Liaison, Gumdrop worked to accelerate the entry of current data into fleet use. Despite the entry of twelve cubic parsecs of data indicating a density nearly of Earth's atmosphere, the efficiency of technology transfer greatly increased, resulting in a series of promotions, leading to his being placed back into fleet duty.
8850.39 Pvt Admiral, Fleet Commander, HAK-2000 (formerly P-2e*)  A.S.S. EXPECTORATION
Placed in charge of the Omnipotent Twelfth Fleet, Gumdrop reached the level of his incompetence, but kept getting promoted anyway.
9039.07 Headmaster, Starfleet Academy, Lake Pomona, Earth
The EXPECTORATION was also transferred to the Academy due to its modular design, which makes it a fine test platform and training ship.
9318.06
Inducted into the Order of St. Mitch, in part for Gumdrop's high-profile attempts to maintain plausible deniability during the Rubble Alliance. The Remoulades figured that if anyone was trying that hard to cover up that anything was even going on, the schism must be real.
"Keeping the peace as best we can."