Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet
A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OFFICER RECORD
- Last Revised:
- Stardate 9045.22
- Officer Name:
- SCOTCH, Montgomery Ward
- DATE OF BIRTH:
- 6:7585.58
- PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Loch Ness, Scotland, W. European Fed., Earth
- PARENT(S):
- Sear Srowbuck Scotch; Nessis Dee Sota
The son of the leader of the All Scotland Temperence Union and the Heiress
to the Barq's
Distillery fortune, Scotch spent his formative years developing
better ways to produce his mother's wealth. His father, becoming
concerned with his ten year old's alcoholism, sent Scotch to Prep school,
where he graduated with honors in engineering, 1745.39. Scotch joined
Starfleet 2598.73, following a brief binge of celebration.
CONDENSED STARFLEET RECORD
- 2730.22 Engineering Tech, LT, DIP-1316
A.S.S. PINTO
- Scotch perfects the COMPOST engine, rendering the previous sub-light
drive, the BRAPFIRE engine, hopelessly outdated.
- 3193.61 Engineer, Lt. Commander, DIP-0500
A.S.S. FIRESTONE
- Scotch develops the DALKoN Shield Systems which prevent any intrusions
by any foreign objects.
- 3715.39 Engineer, Commander, DIP-2666 A.S.S. RAINBOW COALITION
- Scotch is credited for developing the ARGylE/POlyESTER Mixer for
WArP drive.
- 4002.73 Chief Engineer, Commander, Lake Pomona Space Pier, Earth
- Transferred to the development of Edsel Class starships.
- 4813.13 Chief Engineer, Commander, DYF-0151
A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE
- Scotch oversees launch of first Edsel Class Battlewagon; Rolls his
first six, 4879.39.
- Oversees first re-fit of A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE,
4893.25.
- Scotch perfects the PANTILEZ Field Security System, creating a needed
addition to the DALKoN Shield, 5230.00.
- BOOBYPRIZE acheives WArP 14 as Scotch shows new
use for nylon leggings, 6019.93.
- Scotch completes Duzent Phaser, and begins work on BELCHON torpedo,
7258.42.
- Constructs, and, it is rumored, hand-delivers the explosive for the
PHARTON Torpedo test-firing, 8699.00. Oversees re-building of
BOOBYPRIZE using Corvair Design.
- 9039.07 Chief Engineer, Captain, DYF-0151
A.S.S. EXENTERATION
- Scotch was transferred to the EXENTERATION in the belief that his
inventive abilities could be best exploited by Admiral Doichlan. Time
will tell.
"Keeping the peace as best we can.
"
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