Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet

A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OFFICER RECORD

Last Revised:
Stardate 8651.39
Officer Name:
CZECHOUT, Pavlov Phyvitamsurlez 'Ruff'
DATE OF BIRTH:
7:2291.08
PLACE OF BIRTH:
Ziegfelds Follic, Gorbechkan Sector
PARENT(S):
Ivan Aititams Czechout; Muriel Exprez Lyenn.

Czechout has strong indoctrination of an old totalitarian soviet communist system due to his home planet's ability to get lost from civilization every 50 years or so. He came to A.N.A.L. Starfleet through the A.N.A.L.-Gorbechkan mutual defense treaty, having served in their star force for two years. He is regarded as a crack shot by both men and women, proving himself on many occasions (see: Gorbechkan incident, destruction of Heavy Cruiser DIP-2337 A.S.S. BILLY BEER.) While loyal to the Amalgamation, he still carries his confused history with him, and insists on believing that Mother Gorbechkan is the place where the Human Race originated.

CONDENSED STARFLEET RECORD

5542.39 Ensign, Weapons Watch Officer, DYF-0151  A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE
Fired the single CORBOMITE Bomb which destroyed an entire 25 ship squadron (ref.: "BOOBYPRIZE Incident*", 7:5998.31, court-martial of Mr. G. Spot)
6139.92
Promotion to Lieutenant
7534.87
Promotion to Lt Commander
8601.95 Lt. Commander, Senior Weapons Officer, DYF-0151  A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE
Accurately fires the first BELCHON torpedo into Klingfree Cruiser SCHNAPPLZL. Promotion to Commander.
"Keeping the peace as best we can."