Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet
A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OFFICER RECORD
- Last Revised:
- Stardate 9045.22
- Officer Name:
- FURKIDS, Trixis Graitstuf
- DATE OF BIRTH:
- 7:0000.00
- PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Cheerios, Planet Frankenberry, Special K System.
- PARENT(S):
- Knotjuz Furkids; Sillé Rarebit; Razz Burry Red; Leminyal Low; Urnge Arnj.
Furkids is a member of the Krispie Race, a race almost totally alien to most worlds of the
Amalgamation. They have developed very little in the way of technology, as we know
technology. They have developed a number of what we would consider magical charms and
potions which make their lives one of leisure. The Krispies have welcomed contact with the
Amalgamation as a way to further their knowledge in the galaxy around them, but do not
engage in much trade, as their needs are limited. They have, on occasion, joined with
Starfleet in actions of defense.
Furkids is a member of the secluded Rice Clan, the "High Priests
" of their race. She
joined Starfleet as a way to search other planets for potions and devices which could be used
by her people. She brought to Starfleet many of her "ways
", which she has used to her
advantage.
CONDENSED STARFLEET RECORD
- 2670.43
- Graduated Starfleet Academy, presented with the Prizen Side Award for developing a new
Decoder Ring for the Diplomatic Corps.
- 3078.39 Captain, CAR-7619
A.S.S. STUDEBAKER
- Frukids was able to remove the evil dictator Kaiser Rhollz of Sha-Ka-Ree by using her
lucky chargs to convince the dictator to commit suicide.
- 3606.41 Major Captain, DIP-7468
A.S.S. SWINE FLEWSHOT
- Furkids had to use her common sense to deliver oat bran supplies through the blasting
winds of the Colon Maelstrom. She was able to develop the Hi-Fibe R ray which
dispersed the winds through space like electrons in a cloud.
- 4910.12 Vice Amiga, SIK-1542
A.S.S. TSETSE
- Trixis Furkids took the Carrier TSETSE on its maiden
voyage, aiding the Amalgamation Royal Marines in the capture of the Luxembourg System.
Furkids provides the marines with Muslix Dust, which has the ability to repel any
known being with disgust and constipation.
- 5511.39 Amiga, FUF-9131
A.S.S. NERO
- Trixis loaded BELCHON torpedo tubes with her "
frosted flakes
", fired them into the
atmosphere of Doone, the dessert planet, and ended a 4000-year-long drought on that world.
She later reports that the toughest part was transporting a BELCHON torpedo tube from the
future.
- 7601.14 Rear Amiga, DYF-0156
A.S.S. ARIZONA
- Trixis Furkids was promoted to Fleet Commander of the Fantasmagoric Fifth Fleet following
the death of Admiral Ray D. O'Shak, who choked while eating crunch-berries stolen from
Furkid's supplies.
"Keeping the peace as best we can.
"
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