Amalgamation of Non-Aligned Lifeforms Starfleet
A.N.A.L. STARFLEET OFFICER RECORD
- Last Revised:
- Stardate 9045.22
- Officer Name:
- SPIKE, Chrystaline Shaturzlikglas
- DATE OF BIRTH:
- 6:7581.13
- PLACE OF BIRTH:
- Wahoo, Nebraska, NAFed, Earth
- PARENT(S):
- Getim Sicem Spike; Shirley Dissiszaef T. Glass
Spike's parents were famous members of a sect of non-practicing Druids
(only because there are no trees in Nebraska.) Chrystaline was born at an
auspicious time, seemingly destined for great things, but lapsing into
eventual mediocrity. His parents immediately enrolled him in the Alexander
Haig School's accelerated training program, culminating in his
appointment to Starfleet Officer Training School.
CONDENSED STARFLEET RECORD
- GRADUATION: 2600.31, Fourth in class.
- Received the Neville Chamberlain
award of Diplomacy when his graduate thesis of a possible peace treaty
with the Klingfrees was immediately adopted by both sides.
Historical Note: Most latter-day historians attribute the outbreak of
the TSING TAO Wars to the fact that this treaty had no substance whatever.
- 2618.39 Ensign, Navigator, WWF-3265 A.S.S. MAGNIFICENT MOULAH
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- 3313.39 Ensign, Second Officer/Navigator, FIN-5678
A.S.S. MINNOW
- Spike and a small team of Engineering Technicians modify the
MINNOW's Super-Heterodyne Inertial Transponder, which enables
greater accuracy in the ship's dead reckoning in space. After
sucessful installation and initial testing, Spike was promoted to
Commander, 3819.39.
Note:
A.S.S. MINNOW
disappeared 3884.39, all hands presumed lost.
- 4027.71 Ensign, First Officer, FIN-5420
A.S.S. SNAIL DARTER
- SNAIL DARTER was surprised by an estimated eight Klingfree Battle
Sheets during the TSING TAO Wars. Ship sustained moderate damage and
managed to escape by using a series of unprecedented and unpredictable
maneuvers, whilst and at the same time inflicting grevious damage on
the enemy. Promoted to Captain and awarded the W.W. Corrigan Medal of
Honor after treatment for epilepsy.
- 4804.98 Captain, Commanding DYF-0151
A.S.S. BOOBYPRIZE
- Spike launches BOOBYPRIZE, and after first refit, begins exploration
mission beyond the Deaseemarvelle System. After reporting results of
assignment, BOOBYPRIZE recalled and begins border patrol duties,
5521.39.
Note: A.N.A.L.
Diplomatic Corps sent beyond Deaseemarvelle System for indefinite
period.
- The "
BOOBYPRIZE Incident.
" All details
RESTRICTED.
Spike found guilty of insanity after destroying
twenty-five A.N.A.L. ships
of his own squadron, 5998.31.
- Insanity diagnosis reconfirmed and begins treatment for Blue Marlin
Syndrome, 8099.27.
- 8706.39 Captain, Commanding DYF-0160
A.S.S. ANDREA DORIA
- After release from asylum, Spike begins recall of A.N.A.L.
Diplomatic Corps from beyond Deaseemarvelle System.
- Re-assigned to the Fantasmagoric Fifth Fleet in accordance with
Operation Coronary.
"Keeping the peace as best we can.
"
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